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Can it be??? Is it really that time of year again???
Yes folks, It's Christmas time in the city!!!! I just love Christmas and so
I figured I'd decorate my little corner of the web. I've found some fun
things that you can do to get you in the holiday spirit. So, grab yourself a cup of eggnog and enjoy!!!
~T'was the Night Before Christmas~
for mommies
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode
only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
while visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads.
The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
with a half-constructed bicycle on his knee.
So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
which made her sigh, "Now what's the matter?"
With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
she descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug.
"Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."
"Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake."
"Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone."
"A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."
The mother's twin. Same hair, same eyes,
same double chin. "She'll cook, she'll dust, "
she'll mop every mess. You'll relax, take it easy,
watch The Young & the Restless." "Fantastic!" the mom cheered.
"My dream come true! "I'll shop. I'll read., I'll sleep a whole night
through! "
From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy?! I scared... and I 'm wet."
The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,
as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon.
"You the best mommy ever. " I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you, too."
The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal. "
That's my child's love, she's trying to steal."
Smiling wisely Santa said, "To me it is clear, "
Only one loving mother, is needed here."
The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you, Santa, " for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget, it won't be very long,
when they'll be too old, for my cradle-song."
The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."
With the clone by his side Santa said, "Goodnight.
Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right."
 Get an email from Santa
That's right, your child can get an email from the fat guy himself, just click on the link above and fill out the form. It's that simple.
This site is a MUST see for parents and children alike!!! You can check your naughty or nice rating, sing and play with the elves, email Santa, cook in Mrs. Claus' kitchen, and even track Santa route on Christmas day!
I had such a fun time here and so did the kiddies.
Santa's Villiage
Send your kids on over to Billy Bear's for a visit, so you have time to wrap all those presents from "Santa". He has a pretty cool place for the kiddies
to play. How do I know you ask? Because I've played there myself of course! (who says you have to young to be a kid?)
 Billy Bear's Christmas Fun
For those of you who just can't pass up a platefull of goodies:
 ~Tie one on for Safety~
This holiday season, join the Red Ribbon Campaign by tying a red ribbon on a visible area of your car as a reminder
to Drive Safely...Drive Sober...and don't forget to Buckle Up!......M.A.D.D. - Mother's against Drunk Drivers
~The Heart of Christmas Campaign~
Are you looking for a way to make a difference and touch the heart
of another? Join me in this campaign. It will make you
feel good and will make a difference in someone else's life. Click on
the logo below to find out how.
May God Bless you and your's this Holiday Season and may Joy abound in the New Year!
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